Weekly Housewives Recap

What an episode!

Duhmona takes the cake this week! That woman is a bigger trainwreck as the weeks go on! OMG, the oyz!! The oyz!!!! But first, the big fat question for Mario! WTH was that about? She was dressed like a call girl ... the shrimp cocktail looked ultra yummy! And then when she finally said that she wanted Mario to think about what she's going to ask ... he had this look on his face like "OMG, she's dressed for some hanky panky ... she wants another baby! Nooooooooo!" And then she lets the lead balloon out of the bag ... renewing marriage vows ... whoop deee doo! What's there to think about Duhmona! Is Mario going to say no? The worst part of that scene was that THEY FREAKING LEFT THE SHRIMP COCKTAIL BEHIND to go get busy in the bedroom ... WHAT A WASTE! And then the Kodak party. Is Duhmona the biggest buzzkill or what? This woman cannot be happy for anyone! If it's not about her, she's going to do everything in her power to take a giant dump on the event. And KellyHIEEEEE was a force to be reckoned with in that arguement. She PWND Duhmona completely!

Yenta Jill. Well folks we saw exactly how wannabe she was in this episode! And we saw it with the introduction of Sonja Morgan. Sonja Tremont Morgan ... this is the trophy wife de tutti trophy wife. This is a woman who used to be receptionist for a hoity toid italian restaurant who managed to get her lunchooks into a descendent of JP Morgan AND John Adams! CHA-CHING!! And I can see why she and IAMSTILLACOUNTESSDAMMIT are friends ... they both married old fogeys and spawned heirs and divorced ... both came from nothing and married into society ... Yenta Jill, not so much! Yenta Jill has never heard of Sonja Morgan! Boom!!!! If Yenta Jill were truly connected, she'd know who Sonja Morgan is ... and IAMSTILLACOUNTESSDAMMIT would have introduced her sooner! Hmmmm ... is IAMSTILLACOUNTESSDAMMIT ashamed of her friendship with Yenta Jill???? Maybe IAMSTILLACOUNTESSDAMMIT is slumming it with Yenta Jill!

And then Yenta Jill acting all Countessy at Brooklyn Fashion Weekend. How dare she! What a snob! She shouldn't have even shown up! And while Duhmona was wrong for hijacking Yenta Jill's moment in teh spotlight, Yenta Jill's holier than thou behavior in Brooklyn ... taking a Yenta dump on the event that Fangface worked very hard on ... NO CLASS!!!

And hmmmm ... I found it interesting that Bethandthecity keeps pregnancy tests on hand. First of all, they're expensive, I only ever bought them after I was late ... AND WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT! And did we really need to see the side of her toches? Really??? I'm no prude, but my god people ... do we really need to see the yellow urine on the pee stick? I thought her reaction was sweet. Been there, done that!

Bawbee is such a dork. He really wants to tell his wife to GTFU with this Bethandthecity situation but knows he can't. Too bad ...

And I thought KellyHIEEEE dressing Simon was ADORABLE!!!! Simon has shed his pretentious euro trash image and that makes me happy. And KELLYHIEEE should never ever ever ever ever wear strapless ... or bright yellow .... EVER!!!! Wow, whoever matched her with that outfit should be given 40 lashes with a wet noodle. And did I mention THE OYZ THE OYZ????